Jesus' Cashmere Crowd of Tourin' - (and, yes, I'll do anything to make a pun, even and especially if it's a silly one...just in case you were askin')

Ok, I really don't know how else to say it. People are just plain fucking stupid! A sucker's born every minute. You can't overestimate the gullibility of the public. Yada, yada, yada. Hey you Christians! Listen up you Muslims and Jews! Lend an ear, you scatterings of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jaists, and all other assorted mono and polytheists! Gather 'round, you UFO cultists, and let's not forget you shit-for-brains Scientologists! THIS is the kind of thinking that created and upholds your holy scriptures and various edifices, you bunch of baboons! THIS is why you need skeptics in the world, to shake you and try to dislodge what marbles you have left out of the sticky corners of your superstitious mindsets. Fucking grow up and get real already, people! We've become an embarrassment to the Greater Galactic Federation...why do you think we never get invited to any of the parties, for crissake?

Mother Mary in a taco! Is there ANYTHING people won't fall for? ANYTHING AT ALL?