We're all REALLY impressed down here, I can tell you!
Why do we praise God for doing the same kind of stuff that would earn a man condemnation? It's because He's bigger than us, that's why, and some of us would sell out our own children to save our own asses. Christianity is an ignoble religion. We are called upon to worship- nay, even love- a monster whose only concern is having praise heaped upon Himself...because He is 'perfect'. Christians, judge your God as you would judge your fellow man. That's all that I ask. Grow some spines, you bunch of toadies!
Hymn Lyrics (in case you want to sing along)
O Lord please don't burn us,
don't grill or toast your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue,
or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
or stir fry us in a wok.
Oh please don't lightly poach us
or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
or boil us in a vat,
and please don't stick thy servant Lord
in a Rotissomat.
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