WARNING! BLASPHEMOUS POEM ALERT! WARNING!
In For a Dime
If Jesus wore a cock ring,
how big, do you suppose,
would be it’s net circumference?
Could I wear it in my nose?
Or maybe as a bracelet-
I could USE some new wrist bling!
I’d show it off on Sundays
(that’s the night I go fisting).
Could I wear it as a belt
to hold my trousers fast?
My leather one’s in tatters
since the BDSM bash.
Might it serve me as a hula hoop?
THAT’S my favorite exercise!
It develops those ‘thrust’ muscles
so important to us guys.
Could I fill it up with water?
Then I’d have my own hot tub!
THAT would get the ladies itching!
(And I know just where to rub).
Or should I build a cyclotron
like the Large Hadron Collider.
My girlfriend would be so impressed
she’d let me come inside her.
The possibilities are endlessly
salacious, dont’cha think?
That is, unless the Son of God
turns out to be a dink.
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